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Old 02-21-2010, 11:25 AM   #291
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And the tags in the this thread "tigger likes daisies".

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Ya, unfortunbately, those weren't the tags brought up earlier... There was some pretty racist tags listed, people went a little too far.
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:28 AM   #292
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Oh Man...

I stopped reading at like page 14 b/c I need to get shit done while the baby is asleep.

Shame about all the ass beating in the video - large white dude is obv. "touched"

And I just about died at the thought of Apoc VS Tigger.

No chance, no chance in hell... all in gest mind you, but Tiger would get destroyed. Hell, he'd need stilts to reach an eye to poke.

And the tags in the this thread "tigger likes daisies".

Ammmm man, did I laugh.

Thanks y'all.

Um...I'm 6'4''and 245 lbs... Jesus, Apoc exactly how tall/big are you? You've really got these guys firmly in your corner. You must have beaten a number of us half to death to get this kind of blind adulation from your fan base! I'm sure that you must be EXTREMELY TOUGH if you can beat Tmall....but seriously, for these guys to think that you can beat, "any two of us without a problem" and "completely destroy" me, someone they've never seen or know almost nothing about- I mean, I could be a former GG boxing champ or a black belt for all your fans know... Amazing... They remind me of that little dog from the cartoons that follows the bulldog around...
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:32 AM   #293
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Um...I'm 6'4''and 245 lbs... Jesus, Apoc exactly how tall/big are you? You've really got these guys firmly in your corner. You must have beaten a number of us half to death to get this kind of blind adulation from your fan base! I'm sure that you must be EXTREMELY TOUGH if you can beat Tmall....but seriously, for these guys to think that you can beat, "any two of us without a problem" and "completely destroy" me, someone they've never seen or know almost nothing about- I mean, I could be a former GG boxing champ or a black belt for all your fans know... Amazing... They remind me of that little dog from the cartoons that follows the bulldog around...
No, you just have no idea what you poked with a stick. Not a fan-base, just people aware you don't fuck with him.
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:33 AM   #294
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Ya, unfortunbately, those weren't the tags brought up earlier... There was some pretty racist tags listed, people went a little too far.
nah not really...hey they can believe whatever they want. I still want to meet you, you must be HUGE for me to "need stilts" to be able to reach an eye!!!! I can reach the ceiling in any normal house without jumping or a ladder... WOW!!! Shit, I'm jumping on the band wagon, too!

Yea don't fuck with Apoc, he can kick anybody's ass! w00t! He's the motherfucking man, baby!!! Fuck Chuck Norris!
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:35 AM   #295
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Um...I'm 6'4''and 245 lbs... Jesus, Apoc exactly how tall/big are you? You've really got these guys firmly in your corner. You must have beaten a number of us half to death to get this kind of blind adulation from your fan base! I'm sure that you must be EXTREMELY TOUGH if you can beat Tmall....but seriously, for these guys to think that you can beat, "any two of us without a problem" and "completely destroy" me, someone they've never seen or know almost nothing about- I mean, I could be a former GG boxing champ or a black belt for all your fans know... Amazing... They remind me of that little dog from the cartoons that follows the bulldog around...
They just happen to know the one thing im good at! lol


I can send you out an 'Apoc Fan Club' membership if you like though!! Always room for one more.

Im 6'4' about 290 right now bro, maybe a little less.
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Old 02-21-2010, 11:41 AM   #296
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Yea don't fuck with Apoc, he can kick anybody's ass! w00t! He's the motherfucking man, baby!!! Fuck Chuck Norris!
Dude, I wouldn't fuck with Apoc, and I gots magic powers and shit.

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Old 02-21-2010, 11:41 AM   #297
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Um...I'm 6'4''and 245 lbs... Jesus, Apoc exactly how tall/big are you? You've really got these guys firmly in your corner. You must have beaten a number of us half to death to get this kind of blind adulation from your fan base! I'm sure that you must be EXTREMELY TOUGH if you can beat Tmall....but seriously, for these guys to think that you can beat, "any two of us without a problem" and "completely destroy" me, someone they've never seen or know almost nothing about- I mean, I could be a former GG boxing champ or a black belt for all your fans know... Amazing... They remind me of that little dog from the cartoons that follows the bulldog around...
We grew up together, and I assure you I do NOT hop around Spike asking him what we're going to do next.

I've seen him beat up grown men since we were 17. We've boxed together. He's done, Jiu jitsu, Kyo Kushinkai karate, Tae Kwon Du, and I think some kung fu, power lifting and a lot of steroids.

He used to "collect" money for some of our friends when we lived together in Moncton when we were in our late teens/early twenties.

That's not to say you aren't the toughest sob in the world. But, I've seen him tear people up plenty of times. And I've never seen him do it because he's mad or angry, only because somebody had it coming..
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Dude, I wouldn't fuck with Apoc, and I gots magic powers and shit.

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Plus, if I can stretch it to the easter season, its a sure win with your hands nailed to the cross.
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No, you just have no idea what you poked with a stick. Not a fan-base, just people aware you don't fuck with him.
Why? One thing that I had to learn the hard way is that there is no one that can't be beat...especially if they are taken out of their normal fighting style. Sudden extreme violence, greater commitment/desire to kill or an unusual ("unfair") fighting style can sometimes render an otherwise outstanding fighter ineffective. I don't think this would be quite as easy as all of you CFers and ex-Apoc lovers seem to think... In the ring prowess doesn't always transfer well on the street.

Anyway, I was totally kidding and I'm not stupid enough to get in fights "for fun", for me at this stage in my life, fighting is strictly a survival situation. I would never resort to violence unless it was totally necessary and I meant to kill the other person to protect myself from harm. Risking injury for the sake of proving I'm tough is something I grew out of quite some time ago....
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Why? One thing that I had to learn the hard way is that there is no one that can't be beat...especially if they are taken out of their normal fighting style. Sudden extreme violence, greater commitment/desire to kill or an unusual ("unfair") fighting style can sometimes render an otherwise outstanding fighter ineffective. I don't think this would be quite as easy as all of you CFers and ex-Apoc lovers seem to think... In the ring prowess doesn't always transfer well on the street.

Anyway, I was totally kidding and I'm not stupid enough to get in fights "for fun", for me at this stage in my life, fighting is strictly a survival situation. I would never resort to violence unless it was totally necessary and I meant to kill the other person to protect myself from harm. Risking injury for the sake of proving I'm tough is something I grew out of quite some time ago....
Learned your lesson on the bus huh?

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