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Old 05-02-2010, 10:08 AM   #151
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:02 AM   #152
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Derf, but my full name is Derf slayer of dragons and small furry animals, defender of the realm on the left the realm on the right and sometimes the realm in the middle, creator of some stuff and destroyer of some other stuff, Duke of Earl and Earl of Duke, the Clit Commander, Master of the high seas and all that is holy in this world on the water.
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:23 PM   #153
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:50 PM   #154
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:26 PM   #155
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:42 PM   #156
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My name is Joseph Moyer I usually go by Moyer because i played Football.
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:36 PM   #157
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My name is Joseph Moyer I usually go by Moyer because i played Football.
I guess that explains why Joe Namath went by "Joe".

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Old 05-02-2010, 11:07 PM   #158
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:06 AM   #159
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For real? You are an enigma...
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:10 AM   #160
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Kenneth Noisewater.
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."







I am the last of my kind. I am no one, yet I am some one. I am the slight whistle in the wind you hear. I am the chirp in the night. I wonder where yet to be wondered. I do not sleep for I am not living. I watch as if I am meant to watch. I listen to what is meant to be heard. I see beyond what can be seen. I am the light in total blackness. I am the silence before the storm. The light between the clouds. I am among you, yet I do not walk beside you. I dream of dreams so you can dream. I help when I am not wanted. I exhale so you can breath. I cry so you do not have to. I sing so you can smile. I think so you can imagine. I give when there is nothing to give. I follow so you can lead. I whisper so you can be calm. I carry you so you do not tire. I hurt so you do not feel pain. I am no one so you can be someone.

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