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Old 05-24-2010, 07:57 PM   #1
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Default Nevada Bans Chicken Costumes Near the Polls

No really, that's not a joke.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/05/24/...ear-the-polls/
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Shit.

Does this mean I can't have two cars in my garage?

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Old 05-24-2010, 08:41 PM   #4
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I think the Republicans are just scared; chicken.

Remember: It's Monday.
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Old 05-24-2010, 09:05 PM   #5
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Remember: It's Monday.
Motherfucker, I just got that song out of my head, and now it's back.

It's the lyrics. Manic Monday, Wish it was Sunday, Because that's my fun day?
WTF? Bitch couldn't find another word that rhymed with day?

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Written by Prince, actually...under a pseudonym.

Clearly, even he was ashamed.
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Written by Prince, actually...under a pseudonym.

Clearly, even he was ashamed.
Like I said, Bitch couldn't come up with a rhyme for day.

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Well crap, I was going to wear my chicken outfit
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I wonder if a chicken T-shirt is acceptable?

...Or is it more of a ban on all things chicken?
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Like I said, Bitch couldn't come up with a rhyme for day.

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