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Old 07-15-2010, 08:23 PM   #31
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Yo mama so nasty the roaches done moved out.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:24 PM   #32
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Yo mama so nasty the roaches done called the Health department and filed a complaint.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:28 PM   #33
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Yo mama so slutty Trojan done put a condom machine up next to her bed.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:30 PM   #34
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Yo mama so trashy the STD clinic done wrote her a permanent scrip for penicillin.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:32 PM   #35
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Yo mama so trashy the surgeon general done tattooed a warning on her ass.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:36 PM   #36
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Yo mama so dumb she locked her keys in her motorcycle
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:38 PM   #37
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Yo mama so slutty Maury had to hire a bus to do the paternaty tests to find yo daddy.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:41 PM   #38
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Yo mama so fat I had to get a bigger memory card to take her picture
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:04 PM   #39
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Your mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress all the kids scream "Hey Kool-Aid!"
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Old 07-20-2010, 03:43 PM   #40
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Yo mama so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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