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Old 12-05-2012, 01:18 PM   #1
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Default Hauces.

A few afternoons ago in the parking lot at work, suiting up for the ride home.

Random guy appearing from the shadows: "How many hauces?"

Me: "Hauces?"

Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces?"

Me: "Houses?"

Random guy: "Hauces."

Me: "Horses?"

Random guy: "Hauces."

Me: "You mean horsepower?"

Random guy: "Yeah, how many hauces that thing got?"
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:31 PM   #2
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Yep, I was in south GA last weekend for a funeral. And I thought SC accents were bad.
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:32 PM   #3
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My mom worked in the ER when she first became a nurse...

Drunk guy stumbles in, covered in abrasions, clothes torn up...

"Holly..."

Sir?

"Holly... my Holly..."

Excuse me? What happened to you sir?

"Holly Davidson..."

Who is Holly, sir? Did she do this to you?

"Yeah, my Holly..."

What exactly happened?

"Just pulled out in front of my Holly..."

Where is she sir? Is she ok?

My mom steps in... "No, he crashed his motorcycle... Harley Davidson..."

"yeah... my Holly..."

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Old 12-05-2012, 03:19 PM   #4
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:42 PM   #5
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Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:56 PM   #6
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Ive been told I say cotton weird. Kinda like kot-en. I also way "posed to" instead of "suppose to."
Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:24 PM   #7
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Do you say 'pasketti' and 'pesific'? If so, you're 4.
No.
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:48 PM   #8
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I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:18 PM   #9
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I know how to make you talk like an (native American) Indian.
Really?

Is that so?

In what way?

Do tell.

Explain.

HOW
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Old 12-05-2012, 09:18 PM   #10
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Not gonna lie, I thought... "Hmm... Wonder how?". And never got it...
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