Harry Potter to Fat People: You aren't allowed

The Awesome · 06-27-2010, 01:31 AM

Good for Universal. Now if we could just require them to buy two plane tickets and ban them from the handicap scooters at walmart we would be in good shape.

I can tell you exactly why we're a nation of lard asses. We killed gym class. It used to be you had to show up to gym class and actually work. When the fat kid couldn't climb the rope or do a pull up, the other kids shamed him until he stopped eating cake and started working the weight off. Now, the athletic kids are the odd ones, and gym class is nothing but a second study hall.

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06-27-2010, 01:31 AM	#12
The Awesome Custom User Title Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 120	Good for Universal. Now if we could just require them to buy two plane tickets and ban them from the handicap scooters at walmart we would be in good shape. I can tell you exactly why we're a nation of lard asses. We killed gym class. It used to be you had to show up to gym class and actually work. When the fat kid couldn't climb the rope or do a pull up, the other kids shamed him until he stopped eating cake and started working the weight off. Now, the athletic kids are the odd ones, and gym class is nothing but a second study hall.