Whipped Butter

askmrjesus · 01-27-2011, 08:26 PM

Why is this crap in my fridge?

I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade.

Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who.

"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter.

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

JC

01-27-2011, 08:26 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Whipped Butter Why is this crap in my fridge? I sure as hell didn't buy it. What's the goddamn point? Butter with air in it. Fucking Air-Butter. It takes a cubic foot of the shit to make anything taste like it has actual fucking butter on it. WHY? Probably goes great with helium filled marmalade. Who invented this shit? Assholes, that's who. "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!" Well fuck that, fuck them, and fuck whipped butter. Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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