So I'm a terrible person, Part three

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by PhiSig1071

It's funny, all my female friends (Neebs included) have offered their services is weeding out the crazy ones early. It is much appreciated, and needed! Maybe ya'll should start a business!

This is a service I've never needed... Honestly, most of us probably don't need it either... Stop thinking with the "I wish/hope/want" section of your brain... Then again, I am a super critical person in general... I tend to pick apart everyone I meet immediately...

That being said... crazy chicks are usually cash money in the sack... Just make sure you fuck them at their place or a friends house... You don't want them finding you.

Originally Posted by PiZdETS

The only thing I could think of in that situation would be to take it in an unexpected direction.
As she's pouring out her crazy, start masturbating really really slowly and creepily just nodding your head and licking your lips. Reciting any bible verses you know would definitely help.
Crazy can only be countered with over the top insanity.

If I ever meet you... I'm buying you a beer.