S**t my Dad Says (on Twitter)

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This crap is hilarious... he's only been posting for a month, and already has hundreds of thousands of followers and a book deal. It's a 28 year old guy living with his 73 year old father (who has no brain-t-mouth filter) and the son just posts random quotes from his father. Friggin HILARIOUS...

Note: There is some language, so if you're at work, maybe don't...

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

A few samples....

"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday...You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I'm a mad man if you don't pick me the hell up."