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Old 04-12-2010, 05:11 PM   #1
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:17 PM   #2
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:19 PM   #3
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I prefer to eat it.

You may do, in the privacy of your own home, whatever floats yer boat.
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Why ruin perfectly good bacon with chicken and cheese? Bacon needs no help.

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world.
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Fuck bacon.
You have to pay extra for that.

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Old 04-12-2010, 10:04 PM   #6
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Why ruin perfectly good bacon with chicken and cheese? Bacon needs no help.

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world.
You're confused. They made chicken and cheese better by adding bacon. Some times bacon has to take one for the team.
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You're confused. They made chicken and cheese better by adding bacon. Some times bacon has to take one for the team.
That's like mixing a single-malt scotch into a Coke to make the Coke taste better! Blasphemy!
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:10 PM   #8
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You're confused. They made chicken and cheese better by adding bacon. Some times bacon has to take one for the team.
Bacon doesnt have to be the stinkin wingman
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:12 PM   #9
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Bacon doesnt have to be the stinkin wingman
Exactly! Bacon doesn't HAVE to be the wingman. Bacon knows it can get any piece of ass in the bar. Some times he chooses to fuck a fatty so his friend can have the beauty. Jesus christ guys! Don't you know anything about bacon????!?
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:15 PM   #10
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Exactly! Bacon doesn't HAVE to be the wingman. Bacon knows it can get any piece of ass in the bar. Some times he chooses to fuck a fatty so his friend can have the beauty. Jesus christ guys! Don't you know anything about bacon????!?
So bacon is an all round great guy and a good friend.

So why does rider want to fuck him
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