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Old 09-14-2010, 12:46 AM   #11
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You think he may be autistic, most of us think he's prolly gay.
..and all the girls who won't sleep with you, are lesbians.

It's a cruel, conspiratorial world.

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Old 09-14-2010, 01:15 AM   #12
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Then I'm surprised that I ever get laid, cause I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:34 AM   #13
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Then I'm surprised that I ever get laid, cause I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.

I hear ya, man.
Luckily some women are adventurous enough to let us prove we can perform in bed without having to first simulate it on the dance floor.
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:11 AM   #14
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When the music stopped, did he stop, look at everyone, and then run off the dance floor?
He might as well have...boy never looked up or noticed ANYONE, male or female, he was in his own lil dancing world.

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He very much looked like that actually...
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Old 09-14-2010, 11:29 AM   #15
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He might as well have...boy never looked up or noticed ANYONE, male or female, he was in his own lil dancing world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qXno...eature=related

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Old 09-14-2010, 11:44 AM   #16
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Then I'm surprised that I ever get laid, cause I couldn't dance if my life depended on it.
well if you quit drugging girls with roofies, i am sure your luck would change
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