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Old 12-29-2010, 03:14 PM   #1
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When I say that you look beautiful with your natural hair color, I am not flirting with you.

I'm telling you that your dye job looks stupid.


that is all
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Old 12-29-2010, 03:33 PM   #2
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Also, if you're no longer a teenager and have a facial piercing other than your tongue, we don't really like it. At all.
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Old 12-29-2010, 03:46 PM   #3
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When I say that you look beautiful with your natural hair color, I am not flirting with you.

I'm telling you that your dye job looks stupid.


that is all


I was just having this exact conversation with someone
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Old 12-29-2010, 04:07 PM   #4
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I was just having this exact conversation with someone

Over the summer I noticed that a very good friend ours (a beautiful woman and just beautiful human being) was "slacking" on her dye job. The roots were starting to come up dark brown and she is the typical "I'm going to dye my hair blond with the streaks and all that nonsense".

So I say within earshot of this friend

"You know, <friends name> has such beautiful blond hair, it's a shame she has to dye her roots brown"

the blush was awesome
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Old 12-29-2010, 04:39 PM   #5
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Also, if you're no longer a teenager and have a facial piercing other than your tongue, we don't really like it. At all.
Ditto for tongue past age 23 or so
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Old 12-29-2010, 04:41 PM   #6
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Ditto for tongue past age 23 or so
depends on quality of use of said tongue ring for this one.
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Old 12-29-2010, 07:08 PM   #7
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So what you all are saying is that you don't like un-natural Gingers???
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Old 12-29-2010, 07:47 PM   #8
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Also, if you're no longer a teenager and have a facial piercing other than your tongue, we don't really like it. At all.
Have to disagree slightly on this one. The wifey has a small nose stud and I happen to think it still looks pretty damn sexy on her. Night have something to do with the fact that she could almost pass for a teenager tho...
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Old 12-29-2010, 07:51 PM   #9
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She could pass for someone that lives in a tree and makes cookies.

I agree. The whore streaks are not attractive, they just make you look like a retarded skunk. And for the girls that are blond on top with the black coming out from underneath (or vice versa)? That's a look that originated in porn and has moved to the lofty social heights of Jersey Shore. I'd say pick a fucking color but you don't have to, God did. Quit being fake.
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depends on quality of use of said tongue ring for this one.
Gotta go with Trip on this one
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