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Old 11-21-2009, 10:27 PM   #11
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add me then, i never play farmville, but I am a lot of peoples neighbor.
If I don't have to play, you can add me too. I just signed up for facebook tonight. Probably won't get on there very much.
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Old 11-22-2009, 12:25 AM   #12
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My wife started playing this recently.

She's raising crops, and moving little cows and chickens around. I find it terribly confusing.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm collecting eggs."

"You're what?"

"I'm collecting eggs from my chickens, and then I'm going to milk the cows."

"Do the cows eat the chickens?"

"No."

"Do they explode?"

"No."

"Are their zombies?"

"No. You just raise your crops and sell eggs and stuff to help grow your farm."

"Get the fuck outta here, that's it?"

"Yeah, it's fun."

"No it's not, it's retarded. Nothing explodes and their are no zombies. You might as well play a video game of lawn maintenance."

"Go away, I'm buying a goat."

"Do the goats explode?"

"I said go away."

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Old 11-22-2009, 12:32 AM   #13
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My wife started playing this recently.
JC
But I'm still stuck on "my wife"....
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Old 11-22-2009, 12:45 AM   #14
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AMJ, DUDE, you're JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! you can MAKE that shit blow up if you wanted dude. you forget that? or did god revoke your powers?
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Old 11-22-2009, 12:50 AM   #15
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AMJ, DUDE, you're JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! you can MAKE that shit blow up if you wanted dude. you forget that? or did god revoke your powers?
Yeah, but I could also spend the next two weeks sleeping on the couch.

If I blow up my wife's chickens, I'm pretty sure I ain't getting any for a while.

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Old 11-22-2009, 01:00 AM   #16
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very true. do a god number and just make facebook lose its games section for awhile.......
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Old 11-22-2009, 01:09 AM   #17
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very true. do a god number and just make facebook lose its games section for awhile.......
The funny thing is, she has REAL chickens out back.

Notice I said she, and not we... That's her deal, I won't go anywhere near the fuckers.

I do eat the eggs though.

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Old 11-22-2009, 01:55 AM   #18
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wow. what the hell is she doing with virtual chickens then when she could be amplifying the glory of Jesus by selling chickens to aid his income?
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:30 AM   #19
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Yeah, but I could also spend the next two weeks sleeping on the couch.

If I blow up my wife's chickens, I'm pretty sure I ain't getting any for a while.

JC
How bout you smite the chickens

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Old 11-22-2009, 10:56 AM   #20
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You can add me...search for Steven Seidner
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