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Old 11-30-2009, 03:41 PM   #11
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What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:43 PM   #12
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Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:46 PM   #13
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Eh, kind of a one-bagger.......but yeah I'd hit it
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Yeah she has a great body but that gold eye shadow makes me want to give her Irish sunglasses.
Ya, cause im sure both of you are doing so much better than her
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:00 PM   #14
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"Now I can finally out drive Tiger"
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Old 11-30-2009, 05:00 PM   #15
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Some good ones !!
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Old 11-30-2009, 05:04 PM   #16
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Tiger just pulled out of his own golf tourney this weekend in Cali.
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Old 11-30-2009, 05:13 PM   #17
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Tiger just pulled out of his own golf tourney this weekend in Cali.
Better he pull out now, than when there is traffic.
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:05 PM   #18
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Tiger just pulled out of his own golf tourney this weekend in Cali.
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Better he pull out now, than when there is traffic.
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:17 PM   #19
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Well he is half Asian...
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:22 PM   #20
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Why did Tiger hit both the fire hydrant and the tree?


Cause he couldn't make up his mind up to use an iron or wood.
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