Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic
Reload this Page Dude, there's a car there...

Reply
Page 2 of 4 1 2 34
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-06-2010, 11:53 AM   #1
Dave
Chaotic Neutral
 
Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by TIGGER View Post
There is no one in the world that hates deer more than I!!! Trust me.

Me-3 hit with motorcycle.
my brother- 1 hit with car, injury prevented him from taking scholarship from MSU
you oughtta put deer stickers on the side of the gixxer, ww2 style
Dave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 12:02 PM   #2
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default
Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 12:52 PM   #3
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.
So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

Sincerely,

The Deer
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 01:01 PM   #4
HurricaneHeather
AMA Supersport
 
HurricaneHeather's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by askmrjesus View Post
So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

Sincerely,

The Deer
So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.
HurricaneHeather is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 01:04 PM   #5
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather View Post
So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.
They're holding me hostage.

Quit making them mad.

JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 01:08 PM   #6
the chi
Forum Coach
 
the chi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
Posts: 7,419
Default


Thats awesome. Only you.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 View Post
The Chi hath spoken...
and let it be known that what The Chi hath spoketh, will henceforth be done.
the chi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 12:38 PM   #7
marko138
DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
marko138's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
Default
Stupid deer. I hate them.
__________________


Quote:
Grandma said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
marko138 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 12:50 PM   #8
Rider
Moto GP Star
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by marko138 View Post
Stupid deer. I hate them.
You need to hunt. They might be a nuisance but they taste good.
Rider is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 01:03 PM   #9
Dave
Chaotic Neutral
 
Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
Default
look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow
Dave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 09:06 PM   #10
Particle Man
Custom User Title
 
Particle Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow
great book
__________________
I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."


Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
Particle Man is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 4 1 2 34

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:02 PM.

Two Wheel Fix - Archive - Top
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.