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Old 11-23-2010, 12:00 PM   #11
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If you consider being patted down by a 52-y/o woman weighing 180 entertaining
Dammit Homeslice!!! You just screwed up my fantasy!!
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:01 PM   #12
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Or true like the poor guy spilling urine all over himself BUT maybe the TSA employees were trained in a way to make people complain/feel uncomfortable so they would opt for the machines ?
True........they are just pissed that patdowns force them to do a little bit of manual labor. The male agents especially. I doubt many men enjoy patting down other men, except for a few TWF'ers I can think of.
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:03 PM   #13
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Dammit Homeslice!!! You just screwed up my fantasy!!
Do you need someone to come over and assist w/this fantasy?
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:03 PM   #14
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True........they are just pissed that patdowns force them to do a little bit of manual labor. The male agents especially. I doubt many men enjoy patting down other men, except for a few TWF'ers I can think of.
True...if I worked there I would have been like WTF when that memo came out.
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:29 PM   #15
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True........they are just pissed that patdowns force them to do a little bit of manual labor. The male agents especially. I doubt many men enjoy patting down other men, except for a few TWF'ers I can think of.
I felt up a LOT of dudes in my three years in iraq. Wasn't the worst thing ever but not something id like to make a habit out of. Wouldn't want to do it on american civilians
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Old 11-23-2010, 12:40 PM   #16
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I felt up a LOT of dudes in my three years in iraq. Wasn't the worst thing ever but not something id like to make a habit out of. Wouldn't want to do it on american civilians
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:57 PM   #17
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I felt up a LOT of dudes in my three years in iraq. Wasn't the worst thing ever but not something id like to make a habit out of. Wouldn't want to do it on american civilians
Espcecially given the body shape and attitude of the average civilian
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Old 11-23-2010, 02:29 PM   #18
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Do you need someone to come over and assist w/this fantasy?
No comment! Lol
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Old 11-23-2010, 04:52 PM   #19
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Ok so maybe I've single entirely too long lol but surely I can't be the only one thinking the pat downs could be entertaining could I?
You're not married ?
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