Things I learned today... - Page 21

njchopper87 · 10-12-2009, 10:35 PM

I learned that my "fall break" is only one less day from the usual week..

Gas Man · 10-13-2009, 01:18 AM

I learned that after a week long battle to not get sick... I think I'm loosing...

Dave · 10-13-2009, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

I learned that after a week long battle to not get sick... I think I'm loosing...

you better learn to drive your ass to the drug store and buy some emergen-c then

HurricaneHeather · 10-13-2009, 10:53 AM

I learned that Leslie(Austin's famous cross dressing homeless man) is in the hospital in a semi-vegetative state.

Hope you get better Leslie!

HurricaneHeather · 10-13-2009, 01:05 PM

I learned that *a person who withdrew* and *a persecuted jew* sound remarkably similar.

CasterTroy · 10-13-2009, 02:00 PM

I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz

Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once

OneNotSoSickPsycho · 10-13-2009, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz

Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once

anthonyk · 10-13-2009, 02:46 PM

I found out that people will scavenge anything on Big Trash Day in our neighborhood. Came home last night to a (neighbor?) woman sitting on one of our old toilets by the curb, trying to get the handle off with a pair of pliers.

This morning, I noticed the lid and seat were gone from one of them.

fasternyou929 · 10-13-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CasterTroy

I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz

Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once

Ouch, been there!

Don't take a shower when you get home, the water will only "activate" the spicy oils

The best solution I've found so far is to rub your eyes. Serves as a good distraction if nothing else.

tommymac · 10-13-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

you better learn to drive your ass to the drug store and buy some emergen-c then

Zicam FTW

Tom

10-13-2009, 01:18 AM	#202
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10-13-2009, 02:00 PM	#206
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	I learned that at lunch, after you remove the jalapeños from your sandwich because they are way too damn hot (mutant jalapeños) with your fingers, you should wash you hands with paint stripper and gasoline, then with 50 kinds of soaps BEFORE grabbin your junk to take a wiz Now I know what it must feel like to have syphilis herpes & crabs all at once __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

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10-13-2009, 10:53 AM	#204
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I learned that Leslie(Austin's famous cross dressing homeless man) is in the hospital in a semi-vegetative state. Hope you get better Leslie!

10-13-2009, 01:05 PM	#205
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I learned that a person who withdrew and a persecuted jew sound remarkably similar.

10-13-2009, 02:46 PM	#208
anthonyk WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: '01 Aprilia Falco Posts: 1,041	I found out that people will scavenge anything on Big Trash Day in our neighborhood. Came home last night to a (neighbor?) woman sitting on one of our old toilets by the curb, trying to get the handle off with a pair of pliers. This morning, I noticed the lid and seat were gone from one of them.