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Old 11-26-2008, 10:28 PM   #261
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This is for you. Yes you, the neon spandex wearing twat-waffle on the four thousand dollar bicycle in front of me today. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you all to hell. I have places to go, and shit to do. I don't have time to wait while you peddle your happy ass down the middle of the road at 15 miles an hour.

There is, however, someone I hate more than you. Namely, the cowardly triple/no-foam/soy milk latte with coco sprinkles drinking motherfucker in the car in front of me who won't pass you. I want him to die in the most horrific and painful way possible. I want him to get hit by a train with AIDS. If snakes can eat his dick while he's dying, that works for me.

You fuck headed cunt bag, do us all a favor and take the goddamn bus.

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You are way off...my bike was only 3k.
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:29 PM   #262
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[rant mode]

This is for you. Yes you, the neon spandex wearing twat-waffle on the four thousand dollar bicycle in front of me today. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you all to hell. I have places to go, and shit to do. I don't have time to wait while you peddle your happy ass down the middle of the road at 15 miles an hour.

There is, however, someone I hate more than you. Namely, the cowardly triple/no-foam/soy milk latte with coco sprinkles drinking motherfucker in the car in front of me who won't pass you. I want him to die in the most horrific and painful way possible. I want him to get hit by a train with AIDS. If snakes can eat his dick while he's dying, that works for me.

You fuck headed cunt bag, do us all a favor and take the goddamn bus.

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dont u have connections to make all this really happen?
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:34 PM   #263
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dont u have connections to make all this really happen?
Yeah, but I'm under contract.

I should have read the rapture clause more closely.

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Old 11-26-2008, 10:36 PM   #264
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:39 PM   #265
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Old 11-26-2008, 10:41 PM   #266
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I pposted a picture of motophil holding a picture of a sausage up to hius crotch and they must niot have liked it very mcuh! Oh well, there's always other host sites.
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Old 11-26-2008, 11:22 PM   #267
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i still see my sig...u cant see it?
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Old 11-26-2008, 11:56 PM   #268
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:12 AM   #269
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Old 11-27-2008, 12:13 AM   #270
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