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Old 06-01-2010, 09:49 PM   #21
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Man you guys complain about the smallest things.

Oh...you are going to have to pay the taxes on the rental car. IIRC, Ford does not pay. And in Canada that might be 50% of the bill. LOL
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Old 06-01-2010, 09:57 PM   #22
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I don't have to pay one cent for the rental. I'm pissed that they didn't think to tell me about the delay and I'm definitely not liking this Camry. It's nothing like my '91. You mash the accelerator on this thing and it feels like it has turbo lag, but without the big hit of speed.
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:06 PM   #23
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Their tired of cleaning out the dead hookers they find in the trunks.
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:10 PM   #24
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Their tired of cleaning out the dead hookers they find in the trunks.
Huh. All that I found in the trunk was a "Club." Must have already dumped the hooker in the lake.
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Old 06-01-2010, 11:15 PM   #25
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OK, every musician knows never to leave his instrument - not even for a second, out of their sight. One night, after a very long gig (Octoberfest, no doubt), an accordionist is too tired to carry his stuff up to his 5th floor walkup, and decides to leave his axe in the back seat.

The next morning, the accordionist wakes up, panicked, having had a terrible nightmare that someone has broken into his car, where he had left his prized instrument.

The musician runs down the stairs, and immediately notices the window of his parked car has been smashed, so he checks to see if his accordion is still there. But when he opens up the car, he finds out somebody has left three more accordions on the back seat.


I've heard that joke using a sophrano sax as well
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Man you guys complain about the smallest things.

Oh...you are going to have to pay the taxes on the rental car. IIRC, Ford does not pay. And in Canada that might be 50% of the bill. LOL


Uhhh... No... And the tax rate is about 13% on purchases (here, im not sure the exact number in Ontario)....
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Old 06-02-2010, 09:32 PM   #27
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Uhhh... No... And the tax rate is about 13% on purchases (here, im not sure the exact number in Ontario)....
The HST kicks in here next month, making the combined Federal and Provincial taxes 13% here also.
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Gotta love Alberta.. 5% GST and that's it... he he
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:44 AM   #29
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If your power steering went out on the highway shouldn't it be easier to turn the wheel? If you have a good head of steam up as long as it's not too sharp of a turn it should be easier the faster you go.
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Old 06-03-2010, 03:52 AM   #30
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If your power steering went out on the highway shouldn't it be easier to turn the wheel? If you have a good head of steam up as long as it's not too sharp of a turn it should be easier the faster you go.
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