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Old 06-22-2010, 03:21 PM   #21
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Mom, mounted a brain dead soldier with a boner and had me.
A dog bit my ear off and I bit off his.
When me and my high school sweetheart found the house with the plane in the bedroom we bought it but
then I crashed my car killing my son while my wife bit off the ppenis of the guy she was blowing.
That guy who played an alien on TV was my best friend even though he dressed funny.
we all liked to write a lot.
Then I got shot by tongueless Pooh


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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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I wanted to be a detective, now look at me - out here in the middle of nowhere with this nutjob. What the?! A delivery truck? Out here? What's in the box? What's in THE BOX?!!?
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I wanted to be a detective, now look at me - out here in the middle of nowhere with this nutjob. What the?! A delivery truck? Out here? What's in the box? What's in THE BOX?!!?
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When I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake.
but she was taken away from me. (Soon after, my car was totalled.)
When I found her, she was f'n crazy
Hey look, the flowers are melting...almost like paint.
My daughter is a 30 black man who would like to view the money.
Did I tell you that when I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake?
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Old 06-22-2010, 03:47 PM   #27
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What dreams may come
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I'll lob a softball:

"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
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When I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake.
but she was taken away from me. (Soon after, my car was totalled.)
When I found her, she was f'n crazy
Hey look, the flowers are melting...almost like paint.
My daughter is a 30 black man who would like to view the money.
Did I tell you that when I was young, I met this beautiful girl by a lake?
what dreams may come, Robin Williams character Chris something...

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Lots of people didn't seem to like that movie; I thought it was pretty good.
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Lots of people didn't seem to like that movie; I thought it was pretty good.
Me too.
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