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Old 01-04-2011, 06:15 PM   #21
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had to steal this from another site for hilarity.

possibly NSW....


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Old 01-04-2011, 06:17 PM   #22
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I think that you have to be over 40 to get that one (hence why I got it).
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:22 PM   #23
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Depends where you are.. In NFLD last summer, the girls were making me touch their pussies. In NB, you can touch if you pay more. And in NS, don't waste a fucking dime at the peelers... In BC, they're not allowed to touch you at all. They can't even hand you something, you have to pick it up after they set it down.
Nfld? I like how the progression gets worse and worse. I don't even think if bother in BC.

I dont go that often, so I've never had anything that crazy. Shit the craziest I've had is when this one kept telling me to kiss her in the crook of her neck like behind her ear while she gave me a private dance. This one either had a thing for me... or was hella god at her job. As she finished the dance as the sing ended she gave me a small kiss. After I paid and tipped her she spun me back around with her arms open for a big hug and panted a big kiss on my cheek. As I walked out into ther parking lot, my friends made fun if me because I had blood red stripper lipstick on my cheek.
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:52 PM   #24
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Nfld? I like how the progression gets worse and worse. I don't even think if bother in BC.

I dont go that often, so I've never had anything that crazy. Shit the craziest I've had is when this one kept telling me to kiss her in the crook of her neck like behind her ear while she gave me a private dance. This one either had a thing for me... or was hella god at her job. As she finished the dance as the sing ended she gave me a small kiss. After I paid and tipped her she spun me back around with her arms open for a big hug and panted a big kiss on my cheek. As I walked out into ther parking lot, my friends made fun if me because I had blood red stripper lipstick on my cheek.
I think he meant newfoundland. Funny but I thought the strippers would sodomise you there
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:56 PM   #25
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I think he meant newfoundland. Funny but I thought the strippers would sodomise you there
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Old 01-04-2011, 06:56 PM   #26
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So there are no hot guys at comic con?

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Old 01-04-2011, 07:14 PM   #27
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So here are no hot guys at comic con?
They dont do hover hands
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:25 PM   #28
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So there are no hot guys at comic con?
Only the gay ones.
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So there are no hot guys at comic con?
Comic books.

Action figures.

Collectible toys.

Collectible card games.

Star Trek, Star Wars, and Stargate.

Do you associate any of these things with hot guys?
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I went to comic con last year and there were quite a few hot guys there
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