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Old 01-08-2009, 06:25 PM   #21
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You're a better man than me. I ate a rotten pussy once and it scarred me for life.
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Old 01-08-2009, 06:41 PM   #22
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You're a better man than me. I ate a rotten pussy once and it scarred me for life.

Me too! I can't even do it doggy style unless the pussy is clean! If you're baking bread in the oven,come see me when the yeast has stopped rising....
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:19 PM   #23
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You're a better man than me. I ate a rotten pussy once and it scarred me for life.
Sounds like you had a woman with "culture", there.

That's different...

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Old 01-08-2009, 08:20 PM   #24
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Old 01-08-2009, 08:24 PM   #25
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Old 01-09-2009, 01:43 PM   #26
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Well this thread took a left turn...
Does that Surprise you here on TWFix???
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Old 01-09-2009, 11:18 PM   #27
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:25 AM   #28
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You're a better man than me. I ate a rotten pussy once and it scarred me for life.
I didn't eat one, but I fucked one once. Good grief, that was some rank pussy. I guess I should say that I "tried" to fuck one, but it was too rank and I kicked her out. Nasty, nasty, nasty!!
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a friend of mine dated a girl in college who had such an odor that plants would wilt when she walked into the room

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