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Old 04-21-2009, 01:09 PM   #21
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You say safe, I think sex, so Trojan would be the way to go.

How's the dolphin supposed to breathe?

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Old 04-21-2009, 01:15 PM   #22
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You need to make sure to hold a cleanup for the area when you spot the brown dolphin.

this was suppose to be an anal joke, but it could be mistaken for a racist joke, oops.
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You need to make sure to hold a cleanup for the area when you spot the brown dolphin.

this was suppose to be an anal joke, but it could be mistaken for a racist joke, oops.
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How's the dolphin supposed to breathe?

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through the hole.

silly.
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How's the dolphin supposed to breathe?

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Blow hole?
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:30 PM   #26
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Blow hole?
see JC? She gets it.

Sheesh. Some people.
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Old 04-21-2009, 01:33 PM   #27
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see JC? She gets it.

Sheesh. Some people.
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see JC? He gets it.

Sheesh. Some people.

I'm a woman, and blow holes can be a good thing. Unless it's aimed at your face.
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I'm a woman, and blow holes can be a good thing. Unless it's aimed at your face.

So open your mouth wider next time!
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Eye protection, people! Come on now!
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