OSP's Craigslist Personal Ad

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Funny shit, bro. Maybe the doctor is a psychotherapist and wants to help you.

I was thinking more like cell mate.

The doctor was a fake one...

Originally Posted by neebelung

As opposed to what..... 4? 6? A baker's dozen?

I didn't even notice that...

[Rider]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I am in desperate need of a VERY oral guy to go to town on my hourglass curves...let me tell you what I need... I have two luscious natural tits, DD cup, gorgeous pink nips, that need licking and tongue-flicking, sucking and generally just worship. The longer you spend on them, the happier I'll be! I'd even be happy if you gently scrape your teeth against them...drives me crazy! I also require someone who is very into pleasuring me orally. I keep myself clean and bare, need someone who is ver-r-r-ry hungry and loves licking and sucking on clits until we use a 'safe word,' because I sort of like it when a guy takes me to orgasm and doesn't stop, even when I'm squirming. If you're into rimming, that's wonderful too...I'm extremely clean so there's no worries there. If you're clean, too, I'd be happy to repay you the favor! I love giving head and am very good at it. I'm not skeleton thin, but not fat...like I say I have curves like an hourglass, nice small waist. I'm caucasian. Your pic will get you mine. Sound good? Tell me you want me! Photos available at my singles profile http://gofilr.com/brooke.html If you dont have an acct you will have to register to see me, but this is a free kinda like getting a gmail account.

Probably a suicidal post op transvestite, who suffers from depression and rejection anxiety. Perfect match for you.

[OneSickPsycho]

Got a bunch of spam responses... they're pretty easy to identify now... All are super short, tell me how intriguing/interesting/exciting my ad was, then there's some quote at the bottom from a famous philosopher.

Also got this one, which seems to be real:
Wow,

So, you up for a poetry reading and a cup of tea on Saturday. LOL.

Nice

That was fuckin weird.

[derf]

Did you get one from a very large lady, and she might have included a picture?

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by derf

Did you get one from a very large lady, and she might have included a picture?

No pictures yet...

[derf]

When did you check, was it after like 2:30?

[OneSickPsycho]

Just checked... negative.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by derf

When did you check, was it after like 2:30?

You sick... sick bastard.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

You sick... sick bastard.

wow... that's quite the complement coming from you...

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by ebbs15

wow... that's quite the complement coming from you...

Remember that picture of the huge fat chick in Daisy Duke's bent over the Kawi that floats around? It was that chick's fatter mom, I think naked, holding a box of chocolates.