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Old 09-22-2009, 10:59 PM   #61
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(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:01 PM   #62
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(812): How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:32 PM   #63
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(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
(1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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Old 09-23-2009, 06:41 PM   #64
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(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
(1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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Old 09-23-2009, 06:44 PM   #65
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(902): How did people poop without Blackberrys?
(416): Motorola Razers?
(902): Stone age, man.

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Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"
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Old 09-23-2009, 06:49 PM   #66
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(407): I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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"I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot"
"Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you
Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:57 PM   #67
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(214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
(1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

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Old 09-24-2009, 09:07 AM   #68
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:11 AM   #69
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(915): so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
(1-915): who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me

(931): so today I found out that she used to be a he....
(1-931): are you gonna get a divorce?

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