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Old 09-20-2010, 08:13 PM   #81
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^ chicks love to brag about the celibacy thing, it's become "hip" to abstain for exactly a year, in order to "get their head straight" or some bullshit like that.

Meanwhile they are out giving head to random guys.......
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:14 PM   #82
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"Hey, did I tell you guys I decided to be celibate? It's awesome. I think about sex with iDesmo all day, but I am celibate now. No more sex. Here's some pics I took of myself, while thinking about sex with iDesmo, or a tree trunk, or pretty much anything I could find in my yard, but I won't do it, because I'm celibate now. That's means I'm not having sex. With anyone. Not anymore. I'm celibate...."
Sounds like a winner
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:46 PM   #83
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I didn't lose, the bike did.



It's seriously considering it. Him being so small, all it would need is a regular kitchen oven.


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Old 09-20-2010, 08:50 PM   #84
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They are delicious.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:52 PM   #85
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Nick eats Jew balls.
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:53 PM   #86
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Nick eats Jew balls.
hahahaha
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:53 PM   #87
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They are delicious.
only if you cook them right, gotta burn out all the chlorine gas ;
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Old 09-20-2010, 09:15 PM   #88
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Nick eats Jew balls.
Beans aren't balls, they are jewish clit fried in cake batter. Stop thinking of balls all the time.
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Old 09-21-2010, 08:52 AM   #89
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You guys are some sick motherfuckers.
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Old 09-21-2010, 09:24 AM   #90
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I just remember her e-stalking that Israeli guy - iDesmo. He couldn't post anywhere without her follow-up of "OMG you are so dreamy".
It wasn't just her; he had all the ladies eating out of his hand iDesmo is a good guy. We used to talk a bit offline. He was here for a while, but it seemed that it didn't quite feel like home to him. I don't think that he's been posting on CF either. Pity.

Excessa came over but got run off, because of some comments that she made back on CF about the people who left there.
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