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Old 01-13-2010, 01:40 AM   #1
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Default NY where they teach you how to do heroin correctly

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Old 01-13-2010, 09:03 AM   #2
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do they have a flier about how to properly committ suicide to? saves on botched attempts that way.

how incredibly stupid.

Ok I do have one question about the flyer though. what does only "boot" once or twice mean?
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:27 AM   #3
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Heroin users are disgusting filthy desease bags and every time one of them exhales a polar bear loses a testicle.

The department of health knows that no matter what other agencies do heroin users are still going to be scampering along the streets. the issue is that these disgusting shitbags have a bad habit of spreading diseases\viruses and copies of Mein Kampf.

So what are they to do?

Here...take this you disgusting scumbag. Since the authorities are overwhelmed and can't lock you up...and we are not legally allowed to toss you into a fire...take this pamphlet. Hopefully it reduce the risk of you further stinking up the neighborhood.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:29 AM   #4
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Bad enough heroin use is on the rise in our local schools because of all the spoiled little fucktards.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:31 PM   #5
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Heroin users are disgusting filthy desease bags and every time one of them exhales a polar bear loses a testicle.

The department of health knows that no matter what other agencies do heroin users are still going to be scampering along the streets. the issue is that these disgusting shitbags have a bad habit of spreading diseases\viruses and copies of Mein Kampf.

So what are they to do?

Here...take this you disgusting scumbag. Since the authorities are overwhelmed and can't lock you up...and we are not legally allowed to toss you into a fire...take this pamphlet. Hopefully it reduce the risk of you further stinking up the neighborhood.

Geez what a screwed up situation.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:35 PM   #6
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pauldun is right on, the description is graphic and accurate enough to induce a lil' gagging. yuck.
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