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Old 07-12-2010, 05:19 PM   #1
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:25 PM   #2
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:25 PM   #3
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Old 07-12-2010, 05:59 PM   #4
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Old 07-12-2010, 06:34 PM   #5
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:22 PM   #6
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I don't see what he did wrong. People lie to get laid all the time. Shit, push up bras are false advertising. He made up a story to get laid and it worked better then planed I'm sure. He shouldn't be charged, he should be given a high five, a bulk pack of condoms and a case of Red Bull.

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Old 07-12-2010, 09:39 PM   #7
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lol. One of my pledge bros who is 6' 8" convinced a girl he played for the Phoenix Suns while we were in Boston. It'd be like using that lie 20 times.
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:51 PM   #8
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Shoulda arrested the women for being dumb
I concur. Seriously..wtf?

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Old 07-13-2010, 09:37 AM   #9
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NEWS FLASH!!! Men lie to women to get laid, details at 11:00... really?

I'd love to be on the jury for that case and listen to all of these dumb broads testify. "Well, um, like he, um, like told me that he was, um, like a model or something and um, like his father, um needed me to um, have sex with him, to like, live or some junk. So like, I'm a member of PETA so I , um, really care about life and stuff, so I said okay because people are animals too, kinda..."
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