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10-18-2010, 07:10 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
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Wife and the gorilla
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps…He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did… and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. “Now….. show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,” he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. “Now. Tell him you have a headache! |
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10-18-2010, 07:52 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Redneck Riviera, FL
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lol
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10-18-2010, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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10-18-2010, 09:33 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Good shit
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10-18-2010, 09:41 PM
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WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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10-18-2010, 09:45 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Anaheim, CA
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lmao...that was good.
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10-19-2010, 08:47 AM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
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F'in WYMENS!!!
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10-19-2010, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
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awesome!!
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10-19-2010, 10:15 AM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
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R_P_ST
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10-19-2010, 10:18 AM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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