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05-19-2011, 09:52 AM
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Best ER complaint EVAR!!!
So my shift is winding down last night and the triage nurse calls me to talk to a guy. She cant figure out why hes here. So I go talk to him, took forever to get it out of him but he tells me in his best ghetto speak that he got an errection, started having relations with his GF and after about a minute he was finished.
I say ok so you came to the Er becasue you blew a quickie (had to use smaller words, this guy was THAT dumb) and he says yeah I need to be checked out, told him to go home and take a cold shower and think about your gym teacher next time youre having relations and maybe you will last longer. He says I want to get it checked. I told him I dont want to check it so go see your doctor this is not an emergency. |
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05-19-2011, 09:54 AM
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Wow. Perhaps some screening at the time of sign in to determine ACTUAL EMERGENCIES?!
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05-19-2011, 09:57 AM
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05-19-2011, 10:10 AM
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"You know what that's like don't you? ..... Mr. HURRICANE..."
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05-19-2011, 10:15 AM
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05-19-2011, 10:45 AM
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at least he didn't have a hamster or light bulb shoved up his ass
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05-19-2011, 10:47 AM
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05-19-2011, 11:08 AM
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Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss |
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05-19-2011, 11:10 AM
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initial story was they accidentally sat on it.
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05-19-2011, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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 My 7 year old knows his act by heart
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