How Mature?

AquaPython · 02-17-2009, 03:48 PM

Hello, I am mystery person.
here are some facts about me.
read them and then vote how mature you would rank me.

i post in a public social networking site like Facebook all day long.

on this website i will post public polls on people i dont speak to anymore, totally unprovoked , very rude and personal "polls" like for example:

a)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX has a personality disorder? - Yes or No

b)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX is attractive? - Yes or No

c)mystery person posted a poll about you. Do you think XXX has ever watched porn? - Yes or No

these polls are right on the profile for all to see. both mine and the subject's

while i am at it, i LOVE to E-stalk, especially when it comes to keeping my close friends and lovers in check.

i play apps on myspace like "hotties for sale"

I choose which of my significant other's friends he/she is allowed to see.

i mind-fuck said significant other to do my bidding, such as house and feed me.

i pose like i am a biker, but have no bike.

i update my facebook status, literally every 2 hours, like someone, anyone, anyone at all out there gives a shit.

i pretend to hate people with a passion, but end up emulating their exact phrases and sounding just like them.

i am all about PDA's. that is short for public displays of affection with my S.O. this is so everyone knows who is my territory.

I am all about making sure everyone thinks i hate PDA's and when some person of the same gender who is, younger, thinner, and more attractive does it off to the side of a party, i make sure to make HUGE deal out of it. and let everyone know what a skank-whore-skeeze-slut that bitch is. at least the next 5 get-togethers will have photographic evidence of myself perpetrating the same crime.

Even when i get invited to parties by lots of different people for over a year, when it is time to throw the surprise party for my S.O. who everyone is friends with, i will not invite 80% of his close friends, because they rub me the wrong way.

when nobody responds to my un-funny posts, i cant take the hint nobody likes me, and start recruiting my "REAL" friends for the impending WARRRRRRR over my affection.

then i love to project my feelings that other people think about me onto them first so it appears that i am the clever one.

the chi · 02-17-2009, 03:50 PM

That was just a funny read...

Ummm...11 but given the ability to mind bend others, a 13?

buzzcutt2 · 02-17-2009, 03:53 PM

IS this your gay lover?

Ninjakel · 02-17-2009, 03:54 PM

I voted for welcome to recess, bitch

Archren · 02-17-2009, 03:55 PM

WTF?

Corey · 02-17-2009, 03:56 PM

"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting.

2up · 02-17-2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archren

WTF?

What she said. I suspect I am missing some details here, and am probably ok with that.

unknownroad · 02-17-2009, 04:12 PM

Just reading that killed brain cells. This ain't myspace, dude... save the e-drama for your bff.

neebelung · 02-17-2009, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting.

Tater's whore of an ex-wife has been replaced.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

What she said. I suspect I am missing some details here, and am probably ok with that.

Ditto here! I also suspect the person in question is on this site and will see this thread... so someone pass the popcorn.

Leon · 02-17-2009, 05:22 PM

Love the baked potato one

View Poll Results: How Mature ? (read to evaluate)
Mature	4	11.11%
Sophomoric	2	5.56%
welcome to recess, bitch!	7	19.44%
wah wah my bottle isnt warm enough	5	13.89%
i didn't bother to read the thread and the whore that is tater's ex wife is calling me to give her sloppy seconds.	18	50.00%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

02-17-2009, 03:54 PM	#4
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	I voted for welcome to recess, bitch __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

02-17-2009, 03:55 PM	#5
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	WTF? __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

02-17-2009, 03:56 PM	#6
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	"I vaguely remember fucking a loaded baked potato" is the single best option in this history of voting. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

02-17-2009, 05:22 PM	#10
Leon WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 648	Love the baked potato one __________________ Loz is a BIG FAT F*CK

02-17-2009, 03:53 PM	#3
buzzcutt2 Fuzznutz Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL Moto: 98 ZX9 Posts: 999	IS this your gay lover?

02-17-2009, 04:12 PM	#8
unknownroad Guys... where are we? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Carolina Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs. Posts: 784	Just reading that killed brain cells. This ain't myspace, dude... save the e-drama for your bff.

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