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Old 04-27-2009, 11:41 PM   #1
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Here is where things START. The pizza is new to the grocery store I shop at. It was cheap, I am trying to eat better - this seemed a nice compromise between bad food and good food.




FAIL. I took it out of the wrapper.




I thought, MAYBE it was the angle of the picture - or the point that it wasn't cooked. So, I cooked it and took a picture at the same-ish angle of the picture on the box




Here we go, cooked. I even took a bite - it tasted worse than it looks. BLECH - FAIL.




My husband told me to call them - I told him I would be afraid they would send me coupons for more of their icky food for free
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:42 PM   #2
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frozen pizza never looks like it does on the box
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:45 PM   #3
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I'd go buy a lotto ticket if i actually got a frozen pizza that was really good
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yes as much as I wish for some things to be healthy I have learned that sometimes you just have to go all out and cheat big....
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:48 PM   #5
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Here's how you can avoid this in the future- don't buy frozen veggie hippie pizza and you won't have this problem. Glad I could help.
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Old 04-27-2009, 11:49 PM   #6
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I'd go buy a lotto ticket if i actually got a frozen pizza that was really good
I wasn't looking for "good".

I actually laughed when I took it out of the box.
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:16 AM   #7
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I'd go buy a lotto ticket if i actually got a frozen pizza that was really good
No point then. You just used up all your luck.
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Old 04-28-2009, 12:19 AM   #8
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You mean food doesn't always look like what is on the picture?



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Old 04-28-2009, 01:41 AM   #9
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I'd chow that whole thing right now...and have that cookie for dessert..
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:00 AM   #10
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You should have eaten the box!
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