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Old 02-02-2010, 11:18 PM   #1
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I like to take the best day I've ever had....and put it in my mouth!

With your personality I'd suggest the lynx.
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:32 AM   #2
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I've been known to mix a whole bunch of shit together... Usually it's veggies and mashed potatoes...
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:33 AM   #3
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I've been known to mix a whole bunch of shit together... Usually it's veggies and mashed potatoes...
I know it's awful and it's MY issue but, I have a hard time eating at the same table as people who do this. I can't sit near my uncle at family dinners because he is so awful.
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:41 AM   #4
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Then you'd probably hate the fact that I don't necesarily get a new plate for dessert... "Jus' toss that cheesecake right on top of my mashed potato remnants, corn juice and meatloaf particles please!"
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:27 AM   #5
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I've been known to mix a whole bunch of shit together... Usually it's veggies and mashed potatoes...
corn and mashed potatoes mixed ftw
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Old 02-02-2010, 11:06 PM   #6
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The most weird part of people that eat one thing at a time is they eat the what I call "add on" foods and save the main (steak, burger, etc) last.
that's called saving the best for last.
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Old 02-03-2010, 10:54 AM   #7
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When I was a little kid, I was a genius. I had this idea to make a plate where the one side was taller than the other so you could put your veggies or whatever on the low side and your steak on the high side so the veggie juice wouldn't get all up in the main course.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:18 AM   #8
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When I was a little kid, I was a genius. I had this idea to make a plate where the one side was taller than the other so you could put your veggies or whatever on the low side and your steak on the high side so the veggie juice wouldn't get all up in the main course.
When I was a kid, I used to put all the Lima beans in my mouth at once, excuse myself to the bathroom, and spit them in the toilet.

I still hate Lima beans.

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Old 02-03-2010, 05:58 PM   #9
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You guys are all weird.

I would try that smoothie, it doesn't sound bad as long as it is not cold.

What I don't eat is gravy or mayonnaise. Yech
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:16 PM   #10
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This is why I don't frequent sit-down Mexican restaurants very often.......They put everything on top of that nasty puddle of beans. Fuck you, I'll have my beans separate thank you very much, and preferably while they are still beans and not that runny diahrrea nonsense.
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