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Old 02-25-2010, 12:28 AM   #1
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:39 AM   #2
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If she didnt have those love handles it would have gone right by her
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:40 AM   #3
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Nice attire choice for an interview by national media
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:42 AM   #4
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Ya, she a classy lady!
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Old 02-25-2010, 06:47 AM   #5
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Holy cow, Batman! Sad to say, I know some females out here that look like that. I guess when you don't take advantage of the free time you get to work out, and instead go fatten yourself up at the DFAC and then come back to the room and watch cartoons all night long, fat happens.
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Old 02-25-2010, 07:11 AM   #6
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If she didnt have those love handles it would have gone right by her
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:58 AM   #8
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I''m assuming that white thing is a patch? Or is it the tag on her "sweatpants"
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:02 AM   #9
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I''m assuming that white thing is a patch? Or is it the tag on her "sweatpants"
it's coverin up her bullet proof muffin top.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:18 AM   #10
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