Attention Drivers

[MILK]

Originally Posted by Katherine

#10 Stop in the middle of the road to hold a conversation with a car going the opposite direction especially when someone is directly behind you!

#11 Send your kids sledding down the hill on my road because it's 'kewl.'

[Particle Man]

PC, did you say "deleterious?"



if we were playing scrabble we'd all be effed with that one

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

PC, did you say "deleterious?"



if we were playing scrabble we'd all be effed with that one

Your mind will truly be blown when I break out the SIX syllable words.

[Amorok]

#10 - Coming to a stop or almost stopping on a highway on ramp waiting for traffic to magically disappear instead of speeding up and merging.

#11 - When the guy in front of you is turning, your turn signal can stay off. Don't use it unless you're turning too. I don't care if the guy in front of you is turning.

#12 - There's nothing in your purse more interesting than the road, and nothing you need more than to drive. If you really want that thing from your purse, pull over and get it. And once it falls in your floorboard, it's gone until you stop. Period

[Homeslice]

#13 If you're going to pass someone, do it well in advance of their rear bumper. This whole "I'm so cool I can pass someone within inches of his bumper" attitude has got to go.......it's fucking retarded.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

1. Don't use a turn signal to communicate to other drivers your intended direction of travel.

My steering wheel rattles a bit.
It does so not because Dodge has in any way made it an inferior part of my truck, but because I punch it... hard... almost every time I drive.
Why do I do this?
Because I'm an angry, impatient driver... and people committing that little infraction listed above are way up there on the list of assholes who make me that way.
I've previously posted a link to that scene from "Shoot Em Up" where Clive Owen's character goes on a tirade about people not using their turn signals... that has to be one of my favorite scenes from any movie simply because it perfectly mirrors my own sentiments and level of aggravation.

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

2. Talk on your cell phone while driving with one hand.

I usually steer with my knee so I can use both thumbs to dial the phone.

Does that count?

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I usually steer with my knee so I can use both thumbs to dial the phone.

Does that count?

You have opposable thumbs? There goes my mental picture of you.

[Particle Man]

Make sure you text and make oprah cry