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Old 08-04-2010, 03:16 PM   #1
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Now if someone could just tell me how to get rid of moose and squirrel...
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:31 PM   #2
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Not sure how successful they might be, but they will try...
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:12 PM   #3
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I'd try a Ninja Monkey first. If that doesn't work you'll need to call in the pros.

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Old 08-05-2010, 11:26 AM   #4
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Now if someone could just tell me how to get rid of moose and squirrel...
crockpot on low basted in bbq sauce for 8 hours for the squirrel..

the moose you might need some implements like a good butcher knife and some freezer space..
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You and the bat should get along fine.

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Old 08-04-2010, 11:09 AM   #6
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You and the bat should get along fine.

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i knew someone would go there. LOL
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:57 AM   #7
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1. Automatic weapon such as AR-15
2. Napalm - military grade

Either should get rid of any and all wildlife in your house
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2. Napalm - military grade
Yes, you definitely want the military grade.

The napalm housewives use doesn't work on bats.

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Old 08-04-2010, 11:30 AM   #9
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1. Automatic weapon such as AR-15
2. Napalm - military grade

Either should get rid of any and all wildlife in your house
5.56 won't do crap. Get an m14
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:36 PM   #10
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5.56 won't do crap. Get an m14
if he's not gone soon it may time for the browning 12 ga to come out. LOL
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