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Old 07-07-2011, 10:53 AM   #1
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Screw your bow and arrow.

My five pound cat takes down game with her bare teeth...

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Old 07-07-2011, 10:55 AM   #2
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Do you let your cat keep it's prize in a situation like that?
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No, squirrels are nasty.

I took it away from her, and the little fucker growled at me.

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Old 07-07-2011, 11:09 AM   #4
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How do you know squirrels taste nasty? have you had them before?
maybe cats rather enjoy that gamy taste?
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:10 AM   #5
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Niice work! Mine are limited to whatever bugs they find in the house
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:27 AM   #6
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How do you know squirrels taste nasty? have you had them before?
maybe cats rather enjoy that gamy taste?
Um, no...

I'm more concerned about worms and viral infection, than their gastronomic qualities.

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Old 07-07-2011, 11:33 AM   #7
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Awesome... 5lb cat though? That's one small fucking cat. Our cats are 10 and 16lbs...

Fuck the worms and shit... Gut the squirrel and let your cat have at it. She'll love you for it.
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Awesome... 5lb cat though? That's one small fucking cat. Our cats are 10 and 16lbs...

Fuck the worms and shit... Gut the squirrel and let your cat have at it. She'll love you for it.
Yeah, she was the runt of the litter, nothing but fluff and teeth.

It's not just the worms. The dogs will end up fighting over it, and the fucking thing will end up half-eaten on my couch.

I like that couch.

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Old 07-07-2011, 11:54 AM   #10
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Yeah, she was the runt of the litter, nothing but fluff and teeth.

It's not just the worms. The dogs will end up fighting over it, and the fucking thing will end up half-eaten on my couch.

I like that couch.

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