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Old 01-18-2010, 02:20 PM   #1
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Someone talk dirty please.....
That I'm good at.
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Old 01-18-2010, 02:27 PM   #2
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That I'm good at.
Uh, then do it, don't just say you're good at it.
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Old 01-18-2010, 02:51 PM   #3
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Uh, then do it, don't just say you're good at it.
Psst Captain, I wonder if we can get talk Kelly into a 3 way.... Hell, I wonder if we can get Kim to join in and make it a nice 4 way!!! w00t!
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Old 01-18-2010, 03:13 PM   #4
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Psst Captain, I wonder if we can get talk Kelly into a 3 way.... Hell, I wonder if we can get Kim to join in and make it a nice 4 way!!! w00t!
Sounds a little ghey. You want a 3 way with Captain?
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Old 01-18-2010, 03:17 PM   #5
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Dance monkey dance!
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Old 01-18-2010, 04:02 PM   #6
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I heart this thread.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:00 PM   #7
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I probably consume moreporn than any two people on this forum. I don't know if I'm an expert but I do have an informed opinion. That being said, porn is awesome because it's meaningless fantasy. Video games are cool in the same way, it's fun to spend a couple of hours engaging in a fantasy, but actually running around with chain swords killing Hydras would be totally different. Likewise, it's fun to vent a little mental steam watching porn because I know none of it is real. Those girls don't walk around looking like that and I imagine sex with them wouldn't be like that either. Being able to fantasize is cool because it let's me mentally explore things I'm not able to in real life, but seeing pictures and video of someone I know would change things. Now this is someone from my real life suddenly in my fantasy life. The whole point of porn for me is to keep those two worlds seperate, and having them meet like that is not healthy. Now I'm fantasizing about someone in my real life, bondaries are being crossed in my mind and I'm moving closer to an innappropriate event. In my real life if only in that the possibility becomes more defined in my own mind. While I might idly fantasize about women I see or meet, seeing them featured in porn would become disturbingly real, so I think seeing porn with someone I know is innappropriate.

As for my wife sharing pictures with someone else, that's a no go. Her nudity is only for me, as is mine for her. There are certain situations as adults where utilitarian coed nudity may happen, but that's far and away a different thing than sultry underwear shots, and that's not allowed. The rule of thumb is that anything you wouldn't do in front of someone in person is not something you can share pictures of unless your significant other approves.

Sorry for being the voice of reason.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:14 PM   #8
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I probably consume moreporn than any two people on this forum. I don't know if I'm an expert but I do have an informed opinion. That being said, porn is awesome because it's meaningless fantasy. Video games are cool in the same way, it's fun to spend a couple of hours engaging in a fantasy, but actually running around with chain swords killing Hydras would be totally different. Likewise, it's fun to vent a little mental steam watching porn because I know none of it is real. Those girls don't walk around looking like that and I imagine sex with them wouldn't be like that either. Being able to fantasize is cool because it let's me mentally explore things I'm not able to in real life, but seeing pictures and video of someone I know would change things. Now this is someone from my real life suddenly in my fantasy life. The whole point of porn for me is to keep those two worlds seperate, and having them meet like that is not healthy. Now I'm fantasizing about someone in my real life, bondaries are being crossed in my mind and I'm moving closer to an innappropriate event. In my real life if only in that the possibility becomes more defined in my own mind. While I might idly fantasize about women I see or meet, seeing them featured in porn would become disturbingly real, so I think seeing porn with someone I know is innappropriate.

As for my wife sharing pictures with someone else, that's a no go. Her nudity is only for me, as is mine for her. There are certain situations as adults where utilitarian coed nudity may happen, but that's far and away a different thing than sultry underwear shots, and that's not allowed. The rule of thumb is that anything you wouldn't do in front of someone in person is not something you can share pictures of unless your significant other approves.

Sorry for being the voice of reason.
Does your wife approve of your pr0n habit?
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:16 PM   #9
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Does your wife approve of your pr0n habit?
Look at porn while your wife is away. Then take her with you while you hand deliver polaroids of your boner to your neghbours. Lemme know which one works out for ya.
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Through this whole thread i def have realized who would be the little devil on the left shoulder and the angel on the right one.
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