I F***'d up my life

[derf]

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by defector

Dude, you're getting a Dell!





Or a surprise anal raping.

Funniest post in this thread... With or without the anal rape.

Originally Posted by wildchild

actually i think he is still a minor 16 or 17 i believe. yay he gets a sealed record and a slap on the wrist. only good part is if it's anything like wis the greatest number of rapes in the state happen in the juvenile detention center.

hope he can grab his ankles if not might want to start stretching. i hear bubba likes his bitches limber.

Truth. Fucked up his life? Probably not... Learned his lesson? Let's hope so.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

I stole a batman action figure from daycare. I wonder what my life would have been like if it had never happened?

Thief

Originally Posted by t-homo

When I was a little kid, I stole a candy bar from the store as my mom was checking out. When we got outside i pulled it out and started eating it. My mom was pissed, made me take it back in, apologize to the cashier and throw it in the trash. Haven't stolen anything since.

Thief

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by Porkchop

Same, I stole some blocks in kindergarden. I had to take them back and apologize to the teacher. Taught me.

You think some of these parents give a fuck? No. I dont care how much money problems my mom would (hypothetically) have, she would never want me to steal.

Thief

Originally Posted by Cory

When I was a little over 4 I stole a pack of gum while shopping with my Dad. He found it when he lifted me into the car. He carried me back into the store (I had a broken leg at the time) and made me give it back and apologize. But when we got home he gave me the belt and grounded me to my room with no cartoons. Lesson learned..big time.

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf

Thief

Originally Posted by derf

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

Thief

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Cory

Looking back he was sorta like hitler. Seriously who takes away cartoons from a child who can't do ANYTHING else. wtf

Good point.

It's a little known fact that one of the biggest complaints the Jews had about Dachau, aside from the starvation and the gas chamber over-crowding, was the lack of Cartoons.

No Bugs Bunny. No Betty Boop. No Mickey.

Oy Vey.

JC

[marko138]

What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1

[Dave]

Originally Posted by derf

When I was 12 I stole an egg from a store, I felt so bad that i decided to give it back, on my way out I tossed it right at the window.

I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

[Apoc]

Originally Posted by marko138

What??? He stole THE INTERNET?!?!?!11!?1

Hey may be stealing YOUR interwebs while you read this.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Dave

I took a set of banana earings once (it was the eighties), didn't even know I did it till we were out of the store and they were in my hand. Mom made me take em back

Sigmund Freud is masturbating to this post from his grave.

JC

[Dave]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Sigmund Freud is masturbating to this post from his grave.

JC

I clearly rationalised away any potential gayness by mentioning the decade :P