Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 116

the chi · 05-14-2010, 02:54 PM

Enh, i fulfilled my PC obligation by using challenged instead of retarded.

And the very thought of saying "little people" just makes my skin crawl. I mean honestly, isnt that more offensive?

defector · 05-14-2010, 02:58 PM

Maybe.
Personally, I call them all Merlin.
Evil spell casting little bastards.

the chi · 05-14-2010, 03:03 PM

Thats awesome, I'll have to remember that!

JoshuaTree · 05-15-2010, 11:35 AM

10+ hours of sleep is a wonderful thing.

Oh yeah, the "troll" thing is f'ing hilarious!

marko138 · 05-15-2010, 11:57 AM

Good story.

Cutty72 · 05-15-2010, 02:47 PM

Played with the boobs, drank the beer, now on to working on the bike!

tommymac · 05-15-2010, 06:26 PM

rode out to jersey and got to hang with zoomie for a bit. couldnt get on any of the bikes today (demos were all booked when we got there) but my friend chris got out on 2 that he liked. The ride home was an adventure.

We took a dif route to goover to a friends house, we got slammed in traffic heading up to the GWB so we lans split and mr officer on the side of the road didnt appreciate that. flashed the pba card (got a captains card now

) he looked at it and went into the car. few minutes later he gave us warning and we were free to go.

traffic he rest of the way sucked ass but made it home safe and sound and a so so day of riding beats working.

racedoll · 05-15-2010, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Ugh...fucking hate snakes.

Plus one

Quote:

Originally Posted by drewpy

Spiders are the devils work...

Don't bother me, but hubby screams like a girl when he sees one. It is hilarious!

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi

True story.

There is a local lady that has an adult mentally challenged son. He is mostly functional and stays at home during the day while she works. She gets a phone call at work one day from him:

Son:"Mom, theres a troll here and he wont leave me alone!"
Mom: "What? I've told you not to call me at work. I'll be home later."

So a bit later he calls her back:

Son:"Mom, it's okay now. The troll wouldnt leave me alone, so I caught him and locked him in the closet."

So the Mom gets her bosses permission to run home and see what the problem is, gets there only to find the neighbors over (they helped take care of him), the police, and a VERY angry Jehovah's Witness black midget with frizzy hair.

Turns out the midget came inside when the son opened the door, but was trying to get him to listen to him and succeeded in annoying him. The son thought he was a troll doll, like the ones we had in the 90's as toys and after awhile he just picked him up, tossed him in the closet and pushed a chair under it to keep him in!

After learning the situation, the cops firmly advised the midget that it would be ridiculous to file charges since he was taking advantage of a mentally challenged individual by forcing his way in the house.

Awesome!

marko138 · 05-17-2010, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

Played with the boobs, drank the beer, now on to working on the bike!

All are important things to do...and in the correct order.

Cutty72 · 05-17-2010, 10:33 AM

True.

Got the luggage fitted to the bike, and went to install the HID's.
Sadly, one of the bulbs is no good, so I need to call DDM and get a replacement coming.

05-14-2010, 02:58 PM	#2
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Maybe. Personally, I call them all Merlin. Evil spell casting little bastards. __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

05-15-2010, 11:35 AM	#4
JoshuaTree DILLIGAF? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, Texas, USA, Earth, Sol, Western Spiral Arm, Milky Way Moto: 1993 K75SA Posts: 483	10+ hours of sleep is a wonderful thing. Oh yeah, the "troll" thing is f'ing hilarious! __________________ "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" "Learn to do the counter-intuitive things that may one day save your ass..." "... Love Much, Laugh Often..." - Amanda Kay Corso (January 18, 1980 - April 15, 2008)

05-15-2010, 06:26 PM	#7
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	rode out to jersey and got to hang with zoomie for a bit. couldnt get on any of the bikes today (demos were all booked when we got there) but my friend chris got out on 2 that he liked. The ride home was an adventure. We took a dif route to goover to a friends house, we got slammed in traffic heading up to the GWB so we lans split and mr officer on the side of the road didnt appreciate that. flashed the pba card (got a captains card now ) he looked at it and went into the car. few minutes later he gave us warning and we were free to go. traffic he rest of the way sucked ass but made it home safe and sound and a so so day of riding beats working.