Tiger Woods joke - Page 13

Kaneman · 12-10-2009, 07:06 PM

I like this quote. See, apparently its perfectly acceptable to marry a man because he is rich and famous, and not because you love him. But cheating on a woman who would do so...COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!

lolz

"This is no surprise to anyone who knows Tiger," said Crane, pictured above. "He's a phony and a fake and he can't retain that squeaky-clean endorsement deal any longer."

Crane also hinted that Elin Woods could have known all about Woods' alleged extramarital activities. "She's no fool," he said, and speculated that she possibly "turned a blind eye because of the money and the kids and the lifestyle he provides."

karl_1052 · 12-10-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

I like this quote. See, apparently its perfectly acceptable to marry a man because he is rich and famous, and not because you love him. But cheating on a woman who would do so...COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!!

lolz

"This is no surprise to anyone who knows Tiger," said Crane, pictured above. "He's a phony and a fake and he can't retain that squeaky-clean endorsement deal any longer."

Crane also hinted that Elin Woods could have known all about Woods' alleged extramarital activities. "She's no fool," he said, and speculated that she possibly "turned a blind eye because of the money and the kids and the lifestyle he provides."

So, he really has no fookin clue.

Kaneman · 12-10-2009, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

So, he really has no fookin clue.

Maybe, maybe not. But you can put the pieces together fairly easily.

RACER X · 12-15-2009, 10:27 AM

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't merry,

Cause a bimbo's phone number in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had
the story.

From the top of the Tour to basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home; in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin'; paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year

z06boy · 12-15-2009, 11:21 AM

Dave · 12-15-2009, 01:36 PM

up to 14 and this ones a cougar. Also a link to a doc who has a rep for perscribing roids.

derf · 12-16-2009, 01:34 AM

LeeNetworX · 12-16-2009, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by derf

More pics of girl in that outfit, please.

Dave · 12-16-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

CasterTroy · 12-21-2009, 04:57 PM

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

12-10-2009, 07:06 PM	#1
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	I like this quote. See, apparently its perfectly acceptable to marry a man because he is rich and famous, and not because you love him. But cheating on a woman who would do so...COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!!! lolz "This is no surprise to anyone who knows Tiger," said Crane, pictured above. "He's a phony and a fake and he can't retain that squeaky-clean endorsement deal any longer." Crane also hinted that Elin Woods could have known all about Woods' alleged extramarital activities. "She's no fool," he said, and speculated that she possibly "turned a blind eye because of the money and the kids and the lifestyle he provides." __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

12-15-2009, 10:27 AM	#4
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't merry, Cause a bimbo's phone number in his Blackberry. He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and story progressed. Woman after woman stepped and confessed. He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. From the top of the Tour to basement of blues, Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin', Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home; in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin'; paid." She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, Her prenup made Christmas come early this year __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD. Last edited by RACER X; 12-15-2009 at 10:30 AM..

12-16-2009, 01:34 AM	#7
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	__________________

12-21-2009, 04:57 PM	#10
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home. __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

12-15-2009, 11:21 AM	#5
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265

12-15-2009, 01:36 PM	#6
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	up to 14 and this ones a cougar. Also a link to a doc who has a rep for perscribing roids.