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Old 09-05-2010, 04:19 AM   #141
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If a person calls their hobby a lifestyle then it is autogay. Dems da rules of interwebz
Yep by default. They seem like a very sensitive and understanding group. They just take pictures of themselves to show to other dudes. Who could confuse that with anything?
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Old 09-05-2010, 04:43 AM   #142
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Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.

I've had 2 vehicles stolen in the last 10 years from me. If I could get it court ordered I'd forgo the 16k that's owed to me and write it off with a bat to the knees. Everytime you roll out of bed and have a hard time walking, think of me you pussy thief...
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Old 09-05-2010, 04:47 AM   #143
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Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.

I've had 2 vehicles stolen in the last 10 years from me. If I could get it court ordered I'd forgo the 16k that's owed to me and write it off with a bat to the knees. Everytime you roll out of bed and have a hard time walking, think of me you pussy thief...
I remember in my middle school, a person came into speak to are class about what kind of jobs and such we thinking about in the future. He went around the room and reached one idiot in the back "What kind of career would you like in the future? Are you thinking you will move on to college?"
His response was "My daddy digs ditches and if the that's good enough for him its good enough for me" I thought it was pretty funny at the time.
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:03 AM   #144
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I remember in my middle school, a person came into speak to are class about what kind of jobs and such we thinking about in the future. He went around the room and reached one idiot in the back "What kind of career would you like in the future? Are you thinking you will move on to college?"
His response was "My daddy digs ditches and if the that's good enough for him its good enough for me" I thought it was pretty funny at the time.
It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:23 AM   #145
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It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...
Did anybody "beg for the cops" when you had your two vehicles stolen?
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:56 AM   #146
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It's not gay to look at the male form.
It's only gay if you try "hey brah" your way into their lifestyle after seeing them in their banana hammock. They even make a brand of condoms that cater to the buttsexing that follows.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:51 AM   #147
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Digifox...the world needs ditch diggers too. Maybe tree trimming. I suspect you're too stupid to see what you've done wrong and this probably isn't your first B@E.
I was watching an episode of "Hopkins" which is about doctors at Johns Hopkins hospital and their top neurosurgeon came to America (illegally) without knowing any English and worked as a day laborer digging ditches and trimming trees. He decided to become a doctor and worked his way through college and med school to become one of the top neurosurgeons in the world.

I myself literally dug ditches ($9-10 an hour) while I payed my way through school. Up at 5:30am every morning and worked until 4-5pm. I then went straight to school Monday-Thursday and stayed until 8pm (and sometimes 10:30) to go home and do HW. I studied on my lunch breaks and any chance I had. I'm now an EMT and plan on working my way up to a Physicians Assistant.

People have no excuses for going to a life of crime. You can always better yourself but it just takes hard work.

Tallywacker. I thank you greatly for Vida!!!
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:08 PM   #148
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Did anybody "beg for the cops" when you had your two vehicles stolen?
I did... The cops found pieces of my bike and 5 others.

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Old 09-05-2010, 02:14 PM   #149
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It's pretty funny now as long as that person isn't taking your stuff. It's already been covered in this thread. My tolerance for thieves rates right up with rapists and woman beaters. You'll be begging for the cops...

Wtf are you talking about. How does this pertain to my story family breed ditch diggers?
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Old 09-05-2010, 02:26 PM   #150
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Friends, lest we forget that this kid is an ASS grabber.
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