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Old 09-28-2010, 11:52 AM   #1
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is there a topic? i thought that was the point that there is no topic here..
When marko likes a topic it has to stay on topic
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:54 AM   #2
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When marko likes a topic it has to stay on topic
Like balloon knots?
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:54 AM   #3
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oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:55 AM   #4
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oh is that what he does instead of winning at fantasy football because he certainly has proven he sucks at that..
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:08 PM   #5
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Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:11 PM   #6
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Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror
is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first
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Old 09-28-2010, 01:16 PM   #7
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is she hot. If so tell her you want to see her tits first
Wasn't too bad. six packer or less, nothing an antiseptic bath couldn't fix I actually couldn't hear what she was going on about and I wasn't gonna open the door for her to find out
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shouldve said show me your tits first-take a pic n drive off lol
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Old 09-28-2010, 12:13 PM   #9
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Some kensington street walker just asked me if she could do her makeup in my van's passenger side mirror
You should have replied, "only for a free BJ"
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or pull the bang bus on her
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