Dude, there's a car there... - Page 2

Dave · 01-06-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

There is no one in the world that hates deer more than I!!! Trust me.

Me-3 hit with motorcycle.
my brother- 1 hit with car, injury prevented him from taking scholarship from MSU

you oughtta put deer stickers on the side of the gixxer, ww2 style

Avatard · 01-05-2010, 12:02 PM

Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.

askmrjesus · 01-05-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.

So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

Sincerely,

The Deer

HurricaneHeather · 01-05-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

Sincerely,

The Deer

So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.

askmrjesus · 01-05-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.

They're holding me hostage.

Quit making them mad.

JC

the chi · 01-05-2010, 01:08 PM

Thats awesome. Only you.

marko138 · 01-05-2010, 12:38 PM

Stupid deer. I hate them.

Rider · 01-05-2010, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Stupid deer. I hate them.

You need to hunt. They might be a nuisance but they taste good.

Dave · 01-05-2010, 01:03 PM

look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow

Particle Man · 01-05-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow

great book

01-05-2010, 12:02 PM	#2
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition. They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer. __________________ Insert free thought here.

01-05-2010, 01:03 PM	#9
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	look like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow