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Old 01-11-2011, 05:14 PM   #1
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I think there's a nine year difference between me and Victoria. Works out great
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Old 01-11-2011, 05:16 PM   #2
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3 important ages in your life:

16 - you can drive (most places adjust as necessary for places like NYC)
21 - you can drink
36 - you can fuck someone half your age legally
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Old 01-11-2011, 05:30 PM   #3
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9 year difference between OSP and I...

"Age aint nothin' but a numba!" ...Unless you're getting arrested for it.

Speaking of age, have you guys seen Hugh Hefner's fiance?? WTF!
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Old 01-11-2011, 05:41 PM   #4
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as long as they're not young enough to be your kid you should be safe. or somewhat anyways. 10 - 15 yr difference is tolerable depending on mental age and physical activity of both.
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Old 01-11-2011, 07:54 PM   #5
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3 important ages in your life:

16 - you can drive (most places adjust as necessary for places like NYC)
21 - you can drink
36 - you can fuck someone half your age legally
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Old 01-11-2011, 08:32 PM   #6
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Amber Lamps was busy today... Here's the thing, define creepy and then from what perspective? It's no secret that I'm 45 and my GF is 22. Hell just before I started dating this girl there was a 16-17 year old after me and her parents were right behind her pushing for us to hook up. I could spew a bunch of "she's mature for her age" or "I don't look my age" bull crap but the bottom line is that she has a decent body, is reasonably attractive, gives head at the jiggle of a zipper and likes to fuck. Her age had absolutely nothing to do with my decision to date her.

I guess my question is, why would you let age be the determining factor if two people wanted to date? One time my GF was late getting her depo (sp) shot and got uncharacteristically emotional. She started whining about what's gonna happen when she's in her forties and I'm in my sixties... I'm like, bitch, who do you know that's been together for over 20 years? You'll be lucky if we make it 5...
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Old 01-11-2011, 09:00 PM   #7
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Amber Lamps was busy today... Here's the thing, define creepy and then from what perspective? It's no secret that I'm 45 and my GF is 22. Hell just before I started dating this girl there was a 16-17 year old after me and her parents were right behind her pushing for us to hook up. I could spew a bunch of "she's mature for her age" or "I don't look my age" bull crap but the bottom line is that she has a decent body, is reasonably attractive, gives head at the jiggle of a zipper and likes to fuck. Her age had absolutely nothing to do with my decision to date her.

I guess my question is, why would you let age be the determining factor if two people wanted to date? One time my GF was late getting her depo (sp) shot and got uncharacteristically emotional. She started whining about what's gonna happen when she's in her forties and I'm in my sixties... I'm like, bitch, who do you know that's been together for over 20 years? You'll be lucky if we make it 5...
I completely agree with what you are saying, but isn't THAT illegal?

Idk, i like younger girls, but I like the maturity of a girl older than me. I have 2 friends that have girlfiends that are younger than them. One 18 and one 19. The way these girls act sometimes makes me want to date fucking 35 year olds.
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I completely agree with what you are saying, but isn't THAT illegal?

Idk, i like younger girls, but I like the maturity of a girl older than me. I have 2 friends that have girlfiends that are younger than them. One 18 and one 19. The way these girls act sometimes makes me want to date fucking 35 year olds.
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Old 01-11-2011, 11:54 PM   #9
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I completely agree with what you are saying, but isn't THAT illegal?

Idk, i like younger girls, but I like the maturity of a girl older than me. I have 2 friends that have girlfiends that are younger than them. One 18 and one 19. The way these girls act sometimes makes me want to date fucking 35 year olds.
Oh I didn't DO it... My point was that it's difficult to stand on the outside and totally understand what the real situation is. The girl had a crush on me and compared to the guys she had been sleeping with, age be damned, I would be a 500% improvement according to the parents.
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Old 01-12-2011, 05:00 PM   #10
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Amber Lamps was busy today... Here's the thing, define creepy and then from what perspective? It's no secret that I'm 45 and my GF is 22. Hell just before I started dating this girl there was a 16-17 year old after me and her parents were right behind her pushing for us to hook up. I could spew a bunch of "she's mature for her age" or "I don't look my age" bull crap but the bottom line is that she has a decent body, is reasonably attractive, gives head at the jiggle of a zipper and likes to fuck. Her age had absolutely nothing to do with my decision to date her.

I guess my question is, why would you let age be the determining factor if two people wanted to date? One time my GF was late getting her depo (sp) shot and got uncharacteristically emotional. She started whining about what's gonna happen when she's in her forties and I'm in my sixties... I'm like, bitch, who do you know that's been together for over 20 years? You'll be lucky if we make it 5...
you are my hero.. i aspire to be like you someday.. i tend to just get the used up sluts who decide they don't want to fuck that often anymore.. stupid bitches..
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