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Old 09-29-2011, 10:03 PM   #11
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lol that's great.. need some heavy duty disinfectant, but that's just priceless.
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:24 PM   #12
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I'ma tell my OSHA on you!
Our bathroom was covered in shit yesterday. I don't even want to go take a piss in it, let alone have someone put my computer in there. We have some nasty fucks in my office.
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Old 09-29-2011, 10:54 PM   #13
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Our bathroom was covered in shit yesterday. I don't even want to go take a piss in it, let alone have someone put my computer in there. We have some nasty fucks in my office.
At my old job someone had explosive shit. It would even be stuck to the bottom of the seat.
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Old 09-30-2011, 12:16 AM   #14
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Our bathroom was covered in shit yesterday. I don't even want to go take a piss in it, let alone have someone put my computer in there. We have some nasty fucks in my office.
Ever see a track restroom after a bunch of racers got done with it? Pfffffffffffffffffffttt

That computer wouldn't get touched by me again. No way. Ick.

Funny though.
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Old 09-30-2011, 07:16 AM   #15
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Yeh that's pretty nasty. There is one guy in my office who has some explosive craps every morning, then walks out without washing his hands. I've been using paper towels to open the door since I discovered it
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Old 09-30-2011, 08:17 AM   #16
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At my old job someone had explosive shit. It would even be stuck to the bottom of the seat.
They do that too. They also think it's funny if they take a massive shit and then stuff the toilet with toilet paper and overflow the shit all over the bathroom. It's pretty common to walk in there with pieces of shit scattered throughout the bathroom floor.
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Found out only the name tag is his and the certs. The equipment is old stuff to be recycled any way.
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:15 AM   #18
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Yeh that's pretty nasty. There is one guy in my office who has some explosive craps every morning, then walks out without washing his hands. I've been using paper towels to open the door since I discovered it
How do you deal with all the other stuff he touches?

I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here"

Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
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How do you deal with all the other stuff he touches?

I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here"

Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
My boss in Iraq used to do that shit... never washed his hands. We had a unisex latrine by our building (5 female stalls, 4 male stalls, plus urinals, and everyone, male and female, used the same sinks). At most I'd see him get his hands wet - and then he wouldn't even dry them off!! He'd go and touch the door handle with wet hands. Nasty fuckers.
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How do you deal with all the other stuff he touches?

I used to call people out at the office for that. "Hey bro, you forgot to wash your hands, sink's right over here"

Fuck people living in 2011 that still don't wash their fucking hands. I want to make them cry, inside and out.
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My boss in Iraq used to do that shit... never washed his hands. We had a unisex latrine by our building (5 female stalls, 4 male stalls, plus urinals, and everyone, male and female, used the same sinks). At most I'd see him get his hands wet - and then he wouldn't even dry them off!! He'd go and touch the door handle with wet hands. Nasty fuckers.

Why do you guys shit on your hands?
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