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Old 04-28-2011, 11:17 PM   #11
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Yeah, Miss USA must have a small dick.
or a large labia...
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Now when they do it to me I whip my dick out and ejaculate on their windshield.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:19 PM   #12
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Maybe the size of her labia should remain her business in a free country.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:21 PM   #13
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Maybe the size of her labia should remain her business in a free country.
keyword, free. she and everyone else is free to not take an airplane so they can avoid getting their genitals rubbed.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:35 PM   #14
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So, if it were really free, as you say, I could set up my own airport, and my own airline, and choose not to search my customers?

Probably not.

Reconsider your words.

Remember, these are private airline companies.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:42 PM   #15
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So, if it were really free, as you say, I could set up my own airport, and my own airline, and choose not to search my customers?

Probably not.

Reconsider your words.

Remember, these are private airline companies.
People have a FREE choice whether to take the flight or not if they dont agree with whats going on. Its to save lives and make sure no one is getting on the plane with anything that theyre not supposed to. Im all for peoples privacy but i dont mind losing some if it means i have a safe flight. This is like people bitching about cops and how they suck but then when they need them theyre their best friends.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:56 PM   #16
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No it's not. You just need a lesson in Liberty, son.

Maybe someone else here has the fucking patience to explain it to you.
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I dont get while people bitch about it, its about safety. Anyone bitching about getting scanned or patted down is packing like a naked 3 year old in a blizzard.
Is this Speed Addiction in disguise?

Whoever you are, you're a fucking idiot.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:17 AM   #18
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Is this Speed Addiction in disguise?

Whoever you are, you're a fucking idiot.

lmao...thanks i appreciate it.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:20 AM   #19
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Its to save lives and make sure no one is getting on the plane with anything that theyre not supposed to.
In the beginning, I would agree with you. If you think that's what it's about NOW then I have a bridge you may be interested in buying.

I fly alot. I've also forgotten about my Gerber pocket knife with it's 3.5" blade being in my pocket about a half dozen times.

Guess what? Not a single time was I stopped about it. Not even once.

Think about that. And yes, at least once was through the new scanners.
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Forgot to mention though: I like how she says I was Miss USA, damn it! Like as if a TSA agent (or anyone else) is gonna know that shit, and like as if that would give her some kind of green light anyway.
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