Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

View Poll Results: would you
call the FD (who you think will do it for free) 6 15.79%
call the locksmith @ $125 32 84.21%
lie and say you'd call the locksmith, but prolly call teh FD 0 0%
Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-18-2009, 07:52 PM   #11
Flexin
AMA Supersport
 
Flexin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 2,698
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by RedRider2k2 View Post
Same here. My GF locked us out last fall. I just broke in, no big deal....Then fixed my basement window that weekend
I was locked out of my garage so I smashed the lock on my garage door. But it dropped the wires which are attached to the locks. Thats what I didn't want it to do. So I I had a destroyed handle and no way to unlock it. So I broke in using the door. I still need to fix that damn garage door. Its on my to do list.

James
__________________
"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from"
"f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it"
"I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot"
"Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you
Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"
Flexin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 07:58 PM   #12
Porkchop
125GP Champion
 
Porkchop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Worthington, OH
Moto: Empty Garage
Posts: 3,418
Default

LOL

This happened to me last spring. It was when i was about to move back to columbus. I had my dad's SUV for more packing space..... but left my appt key on MY keyring with my dad..... doh! And one day my roommate left for work and locked the doors.

My bedroom window didnt lock quite right, but it was way up on the second floor. So I grabbed a bench off of my neighbors back patio.... shimmied up and balanced on the wooden fence that separated our patio's and used spiderman fingers to slide the window and push it open. Then i stood the bench on its end against the siding and stepped off onto the bench and dove into the window.

For those of you who havnt met me.... i'm 6'1 about 295. It must have been rediculous to see a big dude standing one foot on a 7 foot fence and the other on an upturned bench.... jumping thru a second story window....
__________________
*Coming soon?
2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold
1984 Honda VF500F - Sold
1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

Last edited by Porkchop; 02-18-2009 at 08:15 PM..
Porkchop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 08:15 PM   #13
CrazyKell
Vrooom
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
Posts: 4,427
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flexin View Post
I would see if I could break in without breaking anything. Then I would call my family because a few of them have keys to my house. Then I would call a locksmith. If I had to get in the house right now for some reason and the locksmith was going to take too long I would break in.

I wouldn't call the FD because it wouldn't have crossed my mind.
It would never even occur to me to call the FD.
CrazyKell is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 08:21 PM   #14
PhiSig1071
Let go of my ears.
 
PhiSig1071's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: '03 GSX-R600, '04 625SMC
Posts: 1,394
Default

I would pound on the window until tater's whore of an ex-wife stumbled her drunk ass outta the bedroom and unlocked the door.
__________________


Entia non sunt multiplicanda necessitatem
PhiSig1071 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 08:21 PM   #15
OneSickPsycho
Ride Like an Asshole
 
OneSickPsycho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Flexin View Post
I would see if I could break in without breaking anything. Then I would call my family because a few of them have keys to my house. Then I would call a locksmith. If I had to get in the house right now for some reason and the locksmith was going to take too long I would break in.

I wouldn't call the FD because it wouldn't have crossed my mind.

James
This is the exact thought process I had when this topic first came up...
OneSickPsycho is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 08:42 PM   #16
ZUKIMON
Is this thing on?
 
ZUKIMON's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone)
Moto: '01, 929RR
Posts: 398
Default

Call my good friend, The Locksmith who would come open the door free of charge FTMFW!

I've had to use him twice before. It's good having friends with skilz!
__________________
Dirty Harry said there's nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot.
ZUKIMON is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 09:42 PM   #17
unknownroad
Guys... where *are* we?
 
unknownroad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Carolina
Moto: SV650 Interstate, CX500 rat-bobber, whatever else runs.
Posts: 784
Default

I'd fake my own death.

Once my next of kin showed up with a locksmith to claim my possessions, I'd yell "surprise!" and enjoy my opened-for-free door.

I'm also in the "would never cross my mind to call the fire department for something other than putting out fires" group Call me narrow-minded. I wouldn't call a locksmith to put out a fire, either.

Most likely, if it were just the stupid lock on the knob, I'd shim it with a credit card or (preferably) a pair of screwdrivers.
unknownroad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 09:49 PM   #18
SoFlaSV
Guinness Bitches...
 
SoFlaSV's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Coconut Creek, Fl
Moto: '00 SV650
Posts: 505
Default

I'd call the locksmith. It would only cost a twelve of Bud Lime and I'd get to drink 4 of them (he drinks fast).
SoFlaSV is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 09:55 PM   #19
Smittie61984
I give Squids a bad name
 
Smittie61984's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
Default

Here in Atlanta people are known to call 911 saying they are having a heart attack. To ride in an ambulance to our local basket case bum loving hospital (Grady Memorial) and then jump out of the ambulance and bail.

As for your situation. Don't waste the fire departments time. You made a mistake and it happens. Man/Woman up and bust a window.

I'd also keep a spare key in some far off goofball location for the future.
__________________
lifts - R.I.P.
Smittie61984 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-18-2009, 10:02 PM   #20
cbrchick
Canyon Carver
 
cbrchick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Moto: Honda CBR 600, Yamaha Zuma 50, Suzuki SV1000
Posts: 395
Default

I'd never think to call. Perhaps because I am an emergency worker and wouldn't even fathom calling the FD for something that wasn't an emergency. Advertised or not, it would never cross my mind.

I've called a lock smith before when my dead bolt wouldn't open and had to be drilled out.

I've pulled over a 300 lb picnic table over to our car port and scrambled over a burning Texas "ruff" to jimmy open a second story window.

My father would kick my ass if I didn't first break in or call someone qualified.
cbrchick is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:05 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.