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02-23-2009, 11:29 AM
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yellow don't corner well
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02-23-2009, 11:36 AM
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mi quatro
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02-23-2009, 11:49 AM
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yellow don't corner well
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.' |
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02-23-2009, 01:31 PM
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lol nice.
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02-23-2009, 02:08 PM
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Back from the gym.
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02-23-2009, 02:16 PM
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02-23-2009, 02:54 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Awake...
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02-23-2009, 03:03 PM
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yellow don't corner well
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bout time, like you don't have to go to work or anything.
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02-23-2009, 03:14 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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Besides, I didn't sleep worth a damn. I went to bed, tossed and turned for a couple of hours, got up for a little while, then went back to toss and turn some more. I finally got to sleep about 5am-ish. I used to work overnights so trying to get back on a real schedule has been a pain, plus I'm stressed so I'm not sleeping like I should. 
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02-23-2009, 03:24 PM
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Just picked up a massive amount of dog shit from my back yard. Gross.
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