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Old 05-31-2011, 11:39 PM   #1
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some things just put a smile on your face, this was one of them
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Old 05-31-2011, 11:51 PM   #2
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Old 05-31-2011, 11:54 PM   #3
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Do you think she moves a lot faster after a rigorous bout of intercourse??

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Do you think she moves a lot faster after a rigorous bout of intercourse??

This, some Mr Clean, and a pair of cordorouys will get the floors shiney in no time!
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I'll bet she leaves snail trails on the linoleum.
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I guess leaning up against the washer machine wasnt cutting it.
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Old 06-03-2011, 12:53 AM   #8
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I have the same garage opener! Except my horn operates a woman that presses the button to open the door instead of running outside to open it.
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Old 06-03-2011, 01:12 AM   #10
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I need to get a garage door opener remote for my oldish sears/craftsman unit. Damn universals are crazy over priced. Anybody know where to find one at a decent price or know if I could make one?

The stocker looked like this. Only the big button did anything.



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